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Saturday, October 23, 2004

I Wanna Build Me One of These

Have I mentioned my love/hate relationship with the internet? I love the internet for several reasons. I use it daily for valuable top secret information, news, comics (really cool), and communication.

I don’t like the internet when it scares me. You know what I’m talking about, those links from friends that send you to a site that has a picture like a where’s waldo or a field of text that catches your attention and then BAM a really scary picture of a ghost-like girl with blood or something of equal nature coming out of her eyes accompanied by an audio file that scares the crap out of you. But then you play it again to see the picture of the girl again to see how they photoshopped it and you get scared again. Rest assured those kinds of links will never be posted up here and if anyone else posts something like it will be taken down immediately. Nice try Frank. It’s also scary when you go to web MD to see what’s wrong with you only to find out you have cancer instead of the common cold. And you can’t forget about the obnoxious people who post things like “no I don’t, you suck” on a potentially interesting forum.

But at the same time, the internet can also be a rewarding experience. You can find really really useful information like how to turn your lawnmower into a handy dandy flying machine and cut airborne grass. Or you can use the internet to become a little more cultured. You can also use it to help a cute animal in need.

Either way, I think it all balances out in the end. It comes around full circle if you will. I like to call it sweet sweet justice (that’s Frank in the video clip).

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Genuine Otaku

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