Seventeen Hours in the Future . . .
So I'm in Korea and I'm 17 hours ahead of TIME, yes time itself. So if any of you guys need to know what you all are going to be up to 17 hours in advance just post a comment. Things I know will happen to me 17 hours from now in the US.
Number 1: I will become a millionaire and the first thing I buy will be an automated toilet.
The hotel room that I'm at right now is equipped with one of these modified bad boys and man oh man my life will never be the same. Granted it's an older model of the current selection of toilet technology, the simple things, if you will, are enough to satisfy this 'ol foreigner. I was happy enough to have the opportunity to use one of these things even if it didn't play nature sounds to me or take my temperature and report it to my doctor. I don't know if I should go into detail or just leave it at "you gotta try this for yourself." But if you know me, and I think you do, you know I will. Please . . . indulge in this sanitary anecdote.
'Twas the night before Christmas and all was alright. I had finished supper and was needing relief, so I casually stumbled my way into the washroom when 'LO! an automated toilet graced my presence. As my plump bottom descended upon the wonderous instrument I half-heartedly expected the presence of cold, but NAY! The seat of said instrument of sanitation was warm! Alas, no chills were present as I sat and went on my business. When business was finished I glanced at the control panel on the side and fully embraced the wash function. Never has my posterior recieved such deluxe treatment! Fully confident in my stride, I continued my day with the cleanest ass ever.
Number 2: I will be so caught up in family affairs and Korean site-seeing that I will not have time to write more blogs for quite a while.
Number 3: I will discover the site infinite cat and click on the link "next cat" for a very long time.
Number 4: I will be wishing all of you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year.
The Indulger of Things That Make My Ass Clean
Genuine Otaku
Number 1: I will become a millionaire and the first thing I buy will be an automated toilet.
The hotel room that I'm at right now is equipped with one of these modified bad boys and man oh man my life will never be the same. Granted it's an older model of the current selection of toilet technology, the simple things, if you will, are enough to satisfy this 'ol foreigner. I was happy enough to have the opportunity to use one of these things even if it didn't play nature sounds to me or take my temperature and report it to my doctor. I don't know if I should go into detail or just leave it at "you gotta try this for yourself." But if you know me, and I think you do, you know I will. Please . . . indulge in this sanitary anecdote.
'Twas the night before Christmas and all was alright. I had finished supper and was needing relief, so I casually stumbled my way into the washroom when 'LO! an automated toilet graced my presence. As my plump bottom descended upon the wonderous instrument I half-heartedly expected the presence of cold, but NAY! The seat of said instrument of sanitation was warm! Alas, no chills were present as I sat and went on my business. When business was finished I glanced at the control panel on the side and fully embraced the wash function. Never has my posterior recieved such deluxe treatment! Fully confident in my stride, I continued my day with the cleanest ass ever.
Number 2: I will be so caught up in family affairs and Korean site-seeing that I will not have time to write more blogs for quite a while.
Number 3: I will discover the site infinite cat and click on the link "next cat" for a very long time.
Number 4: I will be wishing all of you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year.
The Indulger of Things That Make My Ass Clean
Genuine Otaku
posted by Genuine Otaku @ 8:28 AM
1 Comments:
At January 8, 2005 at 12:55 AM,
Anonymous said…
So that makes me, relative to you, 17 hours in the past, right? If you screw anything up, just give me a call and I'll do some meddling back here, thereby changing your present.
-frank
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