A News Comeback

What's up y'all. It's been a good week since getting back from Korea and I think I'm back to my usual self jet lag and all. I've been back from Korea for a good week now only to discover and regret. Searching INTERNET like any other day, I came across a Samsung product that I just absolutely need. They've made a motion sensor phone. Yea. You wave the phone around and it dials someone's phone number for you, you draw an "X" in the air and you hang up, and if you draw an "O" you accept a call. Not only that but it also makes tambourine noises if shaken wildly. Abbreviation will not suffice: What The Fuck. A Samsung representative said “the newest model applies new methods of communication that rely on the expression of human nature and emotions.” I don't know about you but I don't think I want to rely on my "human nature" or "emotions" to dial phone numbers. If I think someone's an ass and I have to draw an ass in the air to call that person I'd feel pretty stupid. Wait a minute that sounds pretty cool.

Anyways in other news, Japanese company Neutral KK has created the first ever super toaster. Not only does it toast bread it cuts it too! The should call it a toslicer. Wait a second. Oh man you don't know how many times I had to cut the loaves of bread I make in the back before I could have toast. Thank God you exist Neutral KK for inventing this piece of machinery. And it only costs ten thousand dollars! I'm sold.

And for all of you out there looking for a gift for that special someone on Valentine's Day, consider this.

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