The Return of the King
What's up INTERNET folk. That's right, I'm comin' back to the good 'ol NYC. The return of the king baby. Seriously though, why didn't that happen in Lord of the Rings. Even if Gandalf couldn't carry the ring, Frodo coulda gone with him. That's messed up. My brain is still trying to find out how destroying the ring this way would fail. If anyone can come up with a reason this didn't happen, please, by all means comment below.
Onto less crazier things no? This week INTERNET scared me.
If all that ain't enough, go read a comic or something. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Reese's Mashed Potatoes Cup.
Reese's Mashed Potatoes Cup Dealer
Genuine Otaku
A News Comeback
What's up y'all. It's been a good week since getting back from Korea and I think I'm back to my usual self jet lag and all. I've been back from Korea for a good week now only to discover and regret. Searching INTERNET like any other day, I came across a Samsung product that I just absolutely need. They've made a motion sensor phone. Yea. You wave the phone around and it dials someone's phone number for you, you draw an "X" in the air and you hang up, and if you draw an "O" you accept a call. Not only that but it also makes tambourine noises if shaken wildly. Abbreviation will not suffice: What The Fuck. A Samsung representative said “the newest model applies new methods of communication that rely on the expression of human nature and emotions.” I don't know about you but I don't think I want to rely on my "human nature" or "emotions" to dial phone numbers. If I think someone's an ass and I have to draw an ass in the air to call that person I'd feel pretty stupid. Wait a minute that sounds pretty cool.
Anyways in other news, Japanese company Neutral KK has created the first ever super toaster. Not only does it toast bread it cuts it too! The should call it a toslicer. Wait a second. Oh man you don't know how many times I had to cut the loaves of bread I make in the back before I could have toast. Thank God you exist Neutral KK for inventing this piece of machinery. And it only costs ten thousand dollars! I'm sold.
And for all of you out there looking for a gift for that special someone on Valentine's Day, consider this.
Seeker of Useless Things
Genuine Otaku
Korean English
So I'm back from Korea and I must say that it's nice to be back. Ah, it's only been a couple days and already I really miss the good times I had in that far away country. While I was there I:
tasted a pretty fresh burger,
saw a teenie weenie,
met mr. big,
found out what a fish paste bar is,
drank a sexy cup of coffee,
learned that Wayne's World lives on,
experienced a hair fantagy is,
met special forces santa,
saw chicken people at Calvin Klein,
and visited Chai's restaurant.
So I saw a lot of interesting things and now I'm back, so expect more posts, ramblings, and funny links in your future. After all, I've seen the future.
Back From the Land of Misunderstood English
Genuine Otaku
